Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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