Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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