I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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