Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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