Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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