how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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