found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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