i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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