You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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