Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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