Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
True strength comes from lack of pants
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
