Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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