She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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