I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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