VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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