matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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