hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
