I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When are your genitals available?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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