did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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