i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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