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garbage dick
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you win
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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