escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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