Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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