I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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