You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
don't judge my taste in strippers
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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