she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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