Having a random hookup so left but love u
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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