Are we in a gay sports bar?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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