i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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