We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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