i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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