Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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