I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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