You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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