so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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