Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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