alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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