I wannas sexs uuuuu
someone get that fucking seahorse.
birth control should be required to get into college
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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