I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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