Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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