I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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