I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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