Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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