come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I believe in your delicious
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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