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just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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