porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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