So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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