I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Can't talk, ducks in the car
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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