There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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