please come you make the beer taste better
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
did you just send me my own nude
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
